BBC Innovation Labs :Pump Up The Lamb

They really go for retro bouncers at the Spread Eagle

Last night's menu at the alarmingly-named, magnificently olde-world, apparently extremely haunted, and admittedly pretty spooky Spread Eagle Hotel contained an interesting option that we're still debating as to whether it was a misprint :

"PUMP OF LAMB"

This conjured up a bizarre image that I just haven't been able to shake - a farmer standing by a sheep, holding its leg like a water pump, cranking out the lamb chops to feed the hungry geeks..... I think I must've been working too hard....