SEO Spammer Trolling

I recently got this SEO Spam mail:

From:  Katie 
Subject:  Web Proposal
Date:  24 May 2012 13:07:08 GMT+01:00
To:  iTrigga Support 

Hi,
 
I hope you're doing good!
 
We are suffering from your site: www.itrigga.com saw your website is not ranked on any search engines.
 
If you are interested we want to increase the number of visitors to your website, it is important that you have a top search engine position.
 
Our search engine optimization experts will run a ranking report showing you exactly where your website currently stands in all the major search engines. Then we will email you our analysis report along with the recommendations of how we can increase your ranking, and improve your websites traffic dramatically!
 
We strictly work on performance basis and can assure you of getting quality links with a proper reporting format for your site as well.
 
We wish you the best of luck and looking forward to a long and healthy business relationship with you and your company.
 
Please do let me know if you have any questions.

Kind Regards,
 
Name: -Katie
Post:-Business Development Manager
Reply me:- Katie@onlinewebfurnisher.com

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Being in a slightly warped & mischievous mood, having just this morning received tickets to see Faith No More and then spent the next hour listening to them on Spotify, I thought I'd take a look at onlinewebfurnisher.com:

Oh dear. The search engine optimization experts evidently had a bit of a problem with their own website. No content, for a start, and everyone knows that the ultimate SEO technique is to have good content, right?. So I thought I'd send her a reply:

From:  Al Davidson 
Subject:  Re: Web Proposal
Date:  24 May 2012 13:27:39 GMT+01:00
To:  Katie 

Hi,
 
I'm good thanks, I hope you're doing good!
 
We are suffering from your site: www.onlinewebfurnisher.com saw your website does not have any content on it. (see screenshot)
 
If you are interested we want to increase the number of visitors to your website, it is important for Search Engine Optimization that you have good (or at the very least, ANY) content!
 
Our content experts will run an analysis showing you exactly what content strategy will work best for your business needs. Then we will email you our propsal along with the recommendations of how we can increase your ranking, and improve your websites traffic dramatically!
 
We can assure you of getting quality content with a proper format for your site as well.
 
We wish you the best of luck and looking forward to a long and healthy business relationship with you and your company.
 
Please do let me know if you have any questions.

Kind Regards,
 
Name: -Al
Post:- CTO
Note: Though this is not an automated email, we are sending these emails to all those people whom we find eligible of using our services. To unsubscribe from future mails (i.e., to ensure that we do not contact you again for this matter), please send a blank email at removeallmailsplease@itrigga.com.



-- 
Al Davidson
CTO 

Hyuk hyuk hyuk.... we shall see what response I get